Testimonials

Be like them, buy shrimp.

"My name is Jeff."

— Jeff

(TSE) Tasty Shrimp Enthusiast

"I was an extra in the film clash of the titans, I was the guy who has the lasagna for a head. I was pretty far in the background so you may have missed me"

— Lasagna Dave

Eco Entrepreneur, Head of lasagna affairs

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…" he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
"What a stupid lamb," I sighed.
"What a sick, masochistic lion."

— Ted Bean

Lima Bean

"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"

— Burton Guster

Central Coast Pharmaceuticals